Stuck on the Moon

I was in an airport, trying to fly somewhere, when I discovered that people were after me and were staking out the airport so it wasn't safe to get on my plane. I decided to get on a random plane, so I jumped in the cargo hold of the plane and didn't know where it was going. It dropped me off on the moon, where I discovered that 5-6 other people had also been dropped off and there were no return flights so no one knew how to get back to Earth. We didn't know what to do because we had no cell service on the moon so we couldn't call for a return flight.

Suddenly I remembered that several of my facebook friend's statuses had recently said something along the lines of "back from the moon!" so I knew that this had been happening to others but there must be a way back. I figured out that there must be some secret compartment that had a button or something that would summon a return flight, so I started opening drawers in the side of the moon. I came across a drawer that was full of jewelry, but I didn't like any of it because it was all gaudy yellow gold costume jewelry. At the end of the drawer though, there was a ring that was sort of a light green gemstone with a white gold and yellow gold mixed band. It looked like something I might actually wear so I tried it on and I was magically transported back to Earth. I promptly got on facebook to warn others so that no one else would end up trapped on the moon.