I was assigned to train the new Special Olympics Iowa staff members, so I they told me to go to this random building, and when I get there we are in this tiny classroom that's covered in dirt and has no furniture. I had asked a couple of my former co-workers to come and help, but they showed up and just kept crying and wouldn't say anything, so we took a break.
We all went into the next room which was a giant convention hall that had a giant dance going on. I got tired of listening to my former co-workers crying, so I went to look for a girl name Elyse who I went to high school with. I couldn't find her in the giant room, so I started to get very nervous. Finally I found her in the back of the room watching her older brother graduate from college. She was sitting in the back row of the seats, kissing a boy. This got me very upset because I thought she should be paying more attention to her brother, but then someone informed me that we were shooting a scene in a movie, so she had no choice.
Then Matt and I got on a speed boat and decided to head for Hawaii. When our boat got there, he decided he wanted to start fishing before we did anything else. He found a river with a really rapid current and told me the best way to fish in Hawaii was to get in the water and tread water while holding a fishing pole. So we got in with our clothes on and I caught a fish right away, but while I was trying to get the fish off the line, another fish jumped up and ate the fish whole. Matt got angry and informed me that the smaller fish was really valuable, so I had to pull it out of the bigger fish so we could keep it. So I did, and we got into our car (which was now floating in the river) and drove to the hotel.
When we got there, my former co-worker Jeanette said she had planned a very special reception for me, and told me to get in line. We got in the beverage line, and I discovered that they were serving apple juice only, except for two Malibu and orange juices that they had reserved for us, because the reception was actually a children's birthday party that included a Miley Cirus concert. So I took my drink, went to watch Miley, and woke up.
These are hilarious.
ReplyDeleteI feel like this happened because we kept talking about it this weekend.
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