Matt and I were on our way to Target to register for our wedding when he suddenly realized that he had to go out of town on business. He called John, his best man, to go to Target with me in his place. He gave John very strict instructions to pretend to be Matt though, because Target will arrest you if you register with a fake groom and he didn't want to bail us out of jail. When I met John in the Target parking lot, I gave him some quick instructions about how to act like Matt and we went inside. We were assigned a registry consultant to walk around the store with us and use the scanner gun because they wouldn't allow us to do it ourselves. John panicked and started saying things like "you and Matt need this" and "Matt would really like this." I kept kicking him to get him to stop but he was clueless. Finally he took me over to the section of fringed purses and wanted me to pick on out for Matt. The registry consultant started to question this, so I ran out of the store leaving John to defend himself.
I ran all the way to my brand new office which was in an architecture firm. I had never seen it before so I was very excited, but when I got there I realized they had just put up a desk in the storage closet and I had no window. I saw that there was another empty office in the corner that did have a window, so I decided to army crawl to the corner. When I got in there, someone had taken a bunch of my personal items from my house and scattered them all over the floor. I found a dried rose that Matt had given me last year and it was crushed and laying in the trash. This made me very angry so I yelled out that I was quitting and walked out the door.
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