I went to the salon to get a manicure, and as I was leaving I realized that the woman had only painted three of my nails. I went back in and asked for the manager, who started crying and took me to the back corner to try out a new manicure technique on me. The back room happened to be on a patio overlooking downtown Des Moines, where a giant Memorial Day parade was going on.
The woman decided to cut my hair while she was at it, and as she was cutting I realized that she wasn't watching me at all, she was watching the parade. For some reason that didn't bother me, so I started watching the parade too, and I realized that George Clooney was on the float that was driving by. The woman cutting my hair didn't believe me, so I ran through the salon screaming about George Clooney, and no one else thought it was him. Just as the float was driving away, George jumped off the float with Tobey McGuire and told me that I won the parade's Where's Waldo prize.
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