Thursday, May 13, 2010

Dana's Donuts

So I was working at Hy-Vee, almost at the end of the shift. Dana (my co-worker) came in to by a 6 pack of donuts, but she only has a family of 5 so she wanted me to eat the extra donut. I said that I would, but I had to clean up first. Dana got tired of waiting for me so she took the donuts, found Louie (my cat) in the store, and let him loose in the parking lot.

I chased after Louie, and found him on the side of the store being attacked by a large man with a big dog. I ran to Louie's aid, and the man and dog started to attack me as well. Suddenly someone from the parking lot came to help me, so I ran after Louie who had managed to escape. I found him behind Hy-Vee relaxing in a vegetable garden, so I picked him up and took him to my friend Kati's house.

Suddenly I was in an episode of Lost. Inside Kati's house, Jacob was there, but he was evil and he said he needed me. I tried to run away but was stopped by Jack, who I thought was going to help me. Then Jacob walked over to Jack and put his hand on Jack's shoulder, and suddenly his eyes turned black and he too was evil. I realized that my only hope was to run out the garage door and down the driveway, so I opened the door and tried to make my escape, but Jack was waiting for me to chase me back in the house.

I spent the next ten minutes or so running out the garage door repeatedly and being chased back in before I managed to wake myself up.

1 comment:

  1. I read this thinking at first that this actually happened. I was so confused...thinking you had a secret life working at HyVee!

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